Reverse Psychology
I'm looking for a job right now. I have a couple options open at the moment, but I'm still knocking on doors so I can take the best possible next step in my career. I've always found it's better to seek help by helping others, so as I polish my resume and seek employment, I'm putting out the offer to help anyone else in the same position. I believe it will ultimately open doors for me to live this way.
I've polished resumes dozens of times in my life for students, friends, and even strangers on the internet, so if you'd like someone to take a second look at it, send it my way. I'll spend half an hour looking at it, making my suggestions, and passing it back to you.
Also, I know tons of people, particularly in Atlanta, and am aware of lots of job openings that I either don't want or am not qualified for. If you are looking for work, let me know, and I'll do my best to make a connection that leads to something good.
That's it. An open offer.